memories

Memories

what are memories?

are memories a collection?

of what we choose to remember?

and what we choose to forget?

are they fact? are they fiction?

did it really happen? or did we make it up?

memories of grandeur, of an amazing time

memories of better times

memories of horrible times

memories are our escape from reality

a mental happy place

memories remind us of our defeats

of our victories

memories bring back pain

to keep us on the right path

memories bring back our greatest losses

to keep us from failing

memories are what we make of them

memories are what we want them to be

to motivate us

to put us down

to pick us up

to push us forward and hold us back

memories will be the only thing truly yours

because even your heart will one day betray you

memories are loyal to you

even when their loyalty seems in question

the ones you thought would never fade

will slowly disappear

and the ones you want to forget will become more vivid 

But age will hold only those truly memorable moments

so live life while you're young

without remorse and without regret

without a care in the world

because when you're old 

you'll wish you had done a million things and more

Thanks for reading......here's a picture of an awesome guy

CONFIDENCE, HONESTY AND THE QUEST TO KEEPING IT REAL

well i have no updated in a looooooooong time, not because i haven't had anything to write but simply because i have been feeling lazy and just "eh". i supposed its safe to say i've had my share of emo moments [ i truly believe that wont go away anytime soon, fuck ]

so lets see...a lot has happened since the last post, i turned 23 and i have a crazy ass kick ass barcrawl, i had a lot of naysayers salying nay, lol i had a lot of haters hating, but all in all my birthday barcrawl was a fucken success, it brought people together and created some freaking memories "all the crazy shit wedid tonight, those will always be the best memories" that pretty much sums it up, we were suppose to hit up 4 bars or 5 i cant recall, however i only remember the second one and by the 3rd one i was done...i puked so hard my nose started bleeding, now thats fucken metal right there. [ im at borders writing this and this lady just walked in with a freaking long ass purple fur coat, what the fuck did fucken kill grimace for that coat??? dont get me wrong purple is my favorite color but a freaking purple fur coat???? not even a light lavender type of purple noooo we're talking about full on barney fucked grimace and they had a baby and that baby was a furry ass coat, that kind of purple....man...these eastern european peoples they're nice people don't get me wrong but they have clothes like a fucken dickhead ] i got side tracked sorry lol anywho my bday was awesome, i was really getting worried as my birthday was approaching since its the first birthday in 6 years were i don't have a significant other, and its not because there arent any potential mrs.cool ass yoab, its just because i simply don't feel ready for that, i'm just being honest with myself and with the girls....and this leads me to the main topic of this entry, i guess you can call it main topic since i tend to talk about everything...so lets get started kids

lets start with the topic of girls, lets see, i like girls, i'm in love with girls, i think girls are all pretty in one way or the other, though i'm not gonna lie there are some pretty jacked up girls out there lol, but despite thinking a girl is cute and smart and pretty kick ass, i always, always, always find something wrong, either shes a lying ass triflin hoe, or she plays the good girl card but everyone knows shes been around the block a couple of times, now i'm not claiming i'm perfect, i've been a fucken douche bag, i've been the other guy, i've been on the bad side of the cheating girlfriend equation, all in all i've been all and been through it all, nobody is perfect and everybody has made mistakes, but if you DON'T LEARN from your mistakes than you my friend are a fucken idiot, i've learned what to do and what not to do and they've all been lessons learned the hard way, sometimes i wish i had a big bro who has fucked up and then tells me what to do, but im the oldest and hopefully my lil bro can learn to not do what i did. so my questions is, why can't girls just freaking be honest and keep it real? now i know people can be oblivious to things, because god knows i'm oblivious as shit and i have snoozed on girls that i really liked and fit perfectly but i guess i thought we were only friend? potatoe potato either way is, if you know a guy likes you and im sure its pretty easy to tell when a guy likes you, why not say "hey man i have a bf" or "hey man i kinda just wanna be friend" instead of stringing a guy along? [ btw this has not happened to me, i know when im being stringed along lol, but this happened to a really close friend of mine and i think its fucked up ] so girls out there please, please, please, just keep it real and if you like a nigga just fucken say it! chances are they like you too.

Honesty, now honesty is tricky because it can come and bite you in the fucken ass, i've learned that being honest is the best way to be, and sometimes i may be a little too blunt and honest but it saves me from having drama later and it saves you being misled and it saves both of us from wasting time playing games, if i like a girl i will tell her, because i know im easy to talk to and i get sucked into the shitty blackhole of the friends zone, and theres nothing shittier than being friends with someone you like or wanna bang [ lol ] and the whole "im scared our friendship will go away if we date" is utter bullshit, because if you have a friend who likes you and since he's your friend im assuming he knows all the shit you've done, good and bad, and if he still wants to be your friend than duh wtf? obviously something good is there, the best relationships are the ones that start as friendships, relationships that start right off the bat fail or are built on bullshit, then when you get to know the real person you ask yourself "why the fuck am i dating this person???" i know something similar has happened to me, i like this girl and started talking, then got to know her better and i saw she was a shitty ass person [ lol ] and i thanked myself for trying to be friends first than to go full on and started dating a crappy person.. but que sera, sera and both girls and guys alike will continue to be fucken stupid, its like we're genetically coded to be attracted to bitches and assholes, idk what it is, because im also a victim of that, but why is it that girls seem more interested when i act like an asshole than when i act like a nice guy? shit makes no sense, but then again i don't want a girl who wants to be treated like shit, sorry but no.

now on to the quest of keeping it real, something so SIMPLE yet people find it incredibly hard to do. keepin it real works this way...ready?.....all you have to do is.......KEEP IT FUCKEN REAL, that means be honest, don't play fucken games, say what you feel and what you want, because if you don't articulate your freaking thoughts than how do you expect people to know what the fuck you want? if everyone kept it real, the world would be a great place.....

man this sounds like and angry post lol i think i subconsciously need a gf ....haha...

sooo if you're single [ and i mean single, i don't want to find out 2 weeks later that you have a freaking boyfriend ] educated, can hold a conversation about everything ranging from the jersey shore, to the recent arsenic-biology finding, consider yourself cute [ confidence is the greatest turn on ] and you want to have an awesome and random date with me hit me up 312 -834 23 99

yoabeezy out

p.s. guys with no confidence in themselves are fucken pussies, if i had to choose one of my best traits, i'd have to say is my near arrogant self-confidence, i am my biggest fan, and yet my worst enemy, i don't care what anybody says about me, the only thing i care about is what i think about myself......and believe it or not, guys out there get threatened by it, specially when i'm FRIENDS with their gf's....im FRIENDS you're their BOYFRIEND stop being so fucken unsure about yourself and go get some fucken self-esteem....no one should feel sorry for themselves nor unsure, if you think you're the shit, guess what? you WILL be the shit, if you think your shit then guess what? yup you got it you WILL BE SHIT....

its all about confidence kids, confidence is the panty dropper, confidence is what gets you places, confidence is what makes people trust you and believe you, confidence wins, confidence is champ, confidence will make you or break you.

African shirt and the Favorite Tshirt idea

So i came up with this really cool idea...now i have no clue if its been done before but i doubt it, and this idea just popped out of nowhere really...i was in the shower listening to some house music and practicing my dance moves [[ if you have gonne out with me then you know i tend to dance ....a lot]] so while dancing i started thinking of what i'm gonna wear tonight, so i started going thru some of my favorite tshirts in my head [[ half of them no longer fit :( lol ]] so as i'm thinking and rinsing the suds off my sexy body i remembered that i traded my favorite dress shirt for an african dress shirt when i was in Ghana...and this is quite a short and funny story so ...lets begin..

It's some day in June i forgot what date, but Leroy brown the baddest man in town, badder than big blue sea, badder than you an me , came to visit us at our hotel in accra, Big Ben came with him and also beach nigga [[ yes thats his nickname...beach nigga...except pronounces beech neeggah lmfao more on dat story later lmao ]] and our favorite Francis the rapper...so i have my white w blue stripe shirt from american eagle...ive had dat shirt foreeeeeeever and i love it...its my fave...but francis was wearing this dress shirt that had fucken lions, elephants, rhynos and giraffes...like for fucken real?? like this kid is wearing this bad ass epic ass motherfucken shirt....now i HAD to have it....interrupting the circle and breaking the rotation and convo about acquiring a big ol brick of the sticky icky for 5 bucks that jimbo slice was having with beech neeggah..i said out lout "francis lets trade shirt yeah? like the footballers?" francis was super excited and immediately said yeah...so i took my shirt and we traded shirts and guys im serious about this...but i have never...ever...ever seen someone so happy wearing a shirt like that...i felt so happy that i was able to make this kid happy as hell and feel like a motherfucken pimp by simple giving him my shirt....he was modeling it and striking poses im telling ya...he rocking the shit outta that shirt...i put the shirt on but i looked like the hulk and i took it off out of fear of ripping it lol...now if you see the picture up top..thats francis and thats the shirt that i traded...

but.. the story doesnt end there...when they leave and we say our goodbyes and shed a couple of man tears...i go back to the room and i'm admiring the shirt...WHEN......I NOTICE THAT ITS NOT AN AFRICAN SHIRT.....IT'S A SHIRT FROM FREAKIN JC PENNEY...... LIKE FOR REAL???? I JUST TRADE MY FAVE/LUCKY SHIRT FOR A SHIRT THAT I THOUGHT WAS AFRICAN BUT ITS ACTUALLY FROM JC PENNEY??...fuuuuuuuuh! lol that was some shit im not gonna lie...but the fact that he was happy as hell made it all worth it...and now i have a bad ass shirt that i hope one day to wear...but this isnt what my post was supposed to be about...lol i just got lost in the story...WHAT MY POST IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT IS...

IMAGINE....imagine this if you will, you have a favorite shirt...it may be an old ass raggedy shirt or a new shirt, whatever...its your favorite shirt and its your lucky shirt, you have gone thru hell and back with that shirt, you have slayed many a dragons with that shirt...shit you got ur first blowjob with that shirt...or.... gave your first blow job with that shirt..w.e lol the point is that this shirt means so much to you because of the stories and memories tied to it...shit i still have the shirt i wore the day i met my first ex...and my second ex.. lol i have everyyything...it may not fit but w.e lol....soo then imagine being able to give others the opportunity to create memories with your fave/lucky shirt.....someone half the world away from you...someone you have NEVER MET someone whose only connection to you would be the shirt and the stories you will be able to share cuz of the shirt....now here's my idea and it may be a stupid idea or one of those ideas that only sound cool to me but sound completely bat shit retarded to everyone else...but imagine a website were you create your profile and upload pictures of your favorite shirts and you can also browse other profiles and view other peoples shirts...read the stories associated with them, view pictures of people wearing that shirt and view the shirts history, for example lets say that my purple power rangers shirt stared here in chicago with me...and went to poland where piotr had some crazy nights at a rave, and then when to manolo in spain, and then to pierre in france...only to return to me after a few months..yeah the shirt might be all fucked up now BUT you gained 3 international friends....3 friends whom you can share stories about shit that happened while wearing ur shirt.....now call me crazy and retarded but i think thats pretty fucken awesome....and while i dont have the knowledge to create a website nor anything like that...i think i will start small...and imma send 3 of my fave/lucky shirts to random ppl in europe, imma attach a letter explain my plan and imma write my email and facebook username so that once they get it they take a picture and email it to me or post it on fb and tell me what they do....it sounds crazy i know......but crazy is good...now let me know what y'all think

Shrooms and Trannys

So today i feel like writing about the time i had to tell my mom i was tripping on shrooms..... lets read that sentence again and spend about a minute pondering about it............................. ok, now that i you've thought about all the ways that could have horribly that could've possibly gone let me tell you how it actually went.

it all started with my friend's bday, she wanted another friend and i to do shrooms with her, and well me being the adventurous crazy guy that i am i said "eh wth why not" *shrugs* so we each get a baggy w dried up shrooms and they dont really look like what i would imagine shrooms would look like i was picturing an actual mushroom lol kind of like in mario bros. LOL well anyhow we have this bag of twigs and whatever other shit shrooms are, some reese's buttercups and some orange juice because vitamin C is suppose to enhance the hallucinogenics so we start munching on them, actually i just devoured them, chugged some orange juice and waited....and waited.....and waited....and nothing so im thinking this shit is not working so we decided to watch a movie and we picked grandma's boy....so everything is ok...then when the part where he jerks off to the lara croft action figure comes on...the wall behind the tv starts waving like a flag...all the different colors on the tv start dividing and coming out the tv, the voices start becoming distorted......and i am freaking out lol...that shit was tooo awesome, the movie turned impossible to watch because well everyone sounded like the devil and the devil turns out to sound kinda creepy so we turn it off and play some music, i feel like i'm melting and everything starts turning blue and then pink and then black and then blue again but with a gradient to green i am totally tripping, it didnt help that my friends apartment was vividly colored with green walls and then yellow and red and blue and then when i had to pee omg i felt like i was floating i felt like i was just floating to the bathroom and when i get to the bathroom HOLY FUCK!! the tiles where yellow and white and the shower curtain was blue with polka dots except they werent polka dots they were yellow rubber ducky's as you can imagine i was completely freaking out...so i call my brother to come pick me up bc i am tweeking and did not want to be there, i hang up go to the couch and just relax....what feels like an hour passes by and i call my brother back and the conversation goes as follows:

Me - "dude what the fuck?? i've been waiting for like a fucken hour bro come get me seriously im freaking out and i dont wanna be here come get me"

lil bro - "dude chill im taking a piss i'll leave right now"

Me- "WTF?? i called you like a fucken hour ago man!! shit!"

lil bro - "wtf? dude you just called me you called me like a minute ago"

Me - *check phone for the time* "holy fuck ur right? gaaaawwwddd daaayyuuuummm fuck bro lol im tweaking balls man come get me lol"

lil bro -"lol ok"

so i wait another 5 hours...which in real non tweak time is 30 minutes and he comes and gets me and i am struuuuggggllling to get in the car...so once i get in the car music feels awesome and the commercials are tripping me out lol so then i see ppl get off the bus and idk why well actually it was bc i was tripping but i thought that something huge was going on like i felt as if ppl were running from something but nah it was just ppl getting out the bus lol so finally we get home and i tell my brother that i'm just going to tell my mom that i'm tripping on shrooms bc i was seriously tripping on shrooms and i couldnt hide it and then if i did try and hide it i would've been struggling and i woulda been tripping even more bc i would have been asking myself :

"mmmh i wonder if my mom suspects that i'm trippin on shroom? oh fuck i think she does...oh no ! oh no! oh no! oh no!! aaaaaaaahhhh!!!" so i did not want that to happen...so i walk in ...go to the kitchen chug a bottle of water...start laughing bc the water sounded funny...sit in the couch and start laughing at my little 3yr old brother lol but i was laughing and tweaking bc he was talking in his random ass made up english or w.e the fuck he speaks so i didn't know if he was in fact talking like that or if it was me tripping so hard dat i couldnt understand him lol so i ask my mom in spanish:

me - "mom...is ummm....joshua just speaking in tongues? or ....is umm...is it....just umm...me?"

mom - "wth? lol no dats how he talks are you ok?"

me - " mom...uh..i gotta tell you something, but dont get mad ok?"

mom - gives me nothing but a strange look

me - "ok mom...umm...i uh..i ate mushrooms...but not like portobello mushrooms...but like the ones dat make you see shit"

mom - "oh my god! why?? what if you get a heart attack?? where did you get them? imma take you to the hospital! give me the name of who gave them to you!"

me - " man see what the shit! i tell you something im honest with you and you trying to take me to the hospital and shit? nah man and no im not gonna get a heart attack lol wth why would i get that?? lol that makes no sense!"

mom - "oh yeah ur right...lol well idk...ok well lets calm down"

me - "mom just chill out man you're freaking me out, just let me be lol and i'll be good"

mom "ay ok..."

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

mom - "so....what do you see? do see colors? do you see like little guys? or what? can u understand me?"

me - "umm right now everything is blue even you and i feel really calm...and no no little guys but joshua is freaking me out with his little made up language it scares me lol"

mom - " so no little guys? why not?"

me - "mom wth? what little guys? like goblins? no i dont see goblins why would i ?"

mom - "oh....idk....so no little guys then?"

me - "mom wtf ?? no no little guys wth stop asking that its scary what if i see one and then he attacks me?"

mom - "oh ok....so how do you feel? and is everything still blue or what color now? how about green is stuff green?"

me - " i feel really happy right now and nah everything is pink and orange now"

mom - "oh...so no green?"

me - " mom no"

mom - "oh ok....so is it gone? are u still feeling crazy?"

me " mom it last like 8 hours and yeah"

mom - "8 hours??? omg what if you stay crazy like that? you're already crazy as it is! your gonna be one of those crazy scientist that live with cats"

me -"mom i gotta go you're tripping me out with ur little guys and i think ur high"

so at this moment im walking away and she threw a shoe at me cuz i said that she was high and it nailed me in the forehead but i swear to god that i saw dat shit coming like matrix style why did i not evade it in a badass way i have no clue but it was cool. so i go to my room and change bc my homie G was gonna pick me up to go to lalos and i put on sunglasses a white shirt plaid shorts and a scarf and i thought i looked cool till i saw myself in the mirror and i looked like freaking mix of hobo w johnny depp so i decided to wear a polo and jeans lol

needless to say i was tripping for another hour or so.... so that my shroom story lol

now on to tranny's

ok so last week at this bar there was this asian girl with a bad ass body and big ol titties...except.....shes a dude....LOL now hold on hold on hold on hold on before you go on and call me gay for saying a dude has a bad ass body and big ol titties you have to take into consideration that said "dude" looks like a chick and well could in fact be a chick....if he didnt have a penis lol but then this opens up another question....if lets say you see a chick and she looks fine as hell and you think shes fine but then you learn shes a dude.....like did you just think a dude is fine as hell and now ur gay? or and stay with me on this one...did you think the "girl" was fine but then its not a girl so then wtf? see it gets confusing as fuck, so anyhow this asian girldude was eye fucking the shit out of me like seriously she like gave me a bj w her eyes so i was like umm wtf??...now bear in mind that i was waaaaaaaaaasteeeeeedddd but i was w my bros and they were soberish lol but man can you imagine if i was alone? cuz i thought this asian girl was in fact a girl till they said she was a dude...now there is no way to be certain except one LOL but man oh man...if it werent for my bros i would have probably fallen victim to the trap lol which brings up the questions bc i have seen said girl go home with different guys b4 so we know shes getting laid all the time lol so what percentage of guys do you think actually back off once they see that the happy meal they thought they had acquired comes with a toy LOL i mean by that time you already made out w her and she probably played with ur skinflute lol so then when u about to go downtown you notice that "oh hey whats this weiner doing here? oh shit...ur a dude???? ooooaaaaaahhhhhh noooooooooh" lol i mean the guy is drunk, horny and up till a second a go thought he was about to bang this asian sensation lol so i think that no guy actually back off i think they go like "well fuck it might as well, i'll just make sure to never ever ever go to that club ever again" lol but yeah this a crazy topic bc i was reading online about thailand having a tranny beauty pageant and let me tell you that these trannys made some of the girls at my school look like walruses lol

so heres my thought of the day "trannys are like happy meals, except you may not get the toy you wanted to play with" LOL

p.s.s the girl in the picture is a dude

KARAOKE

so as some of you may know i loooove karaoke, and in this post i'm going to merge my two karaoke outings one with my pledge dad victor and some lovely uic ladies, bere, diana, val, and marcy. so we go to faith and whiskey cuz i heard the had dollar beers and live band karaoke, so heeeellll yeaaah....so on the drive there my car starts smoking up all crazy i pull over and realize that my radiator hose is cracked so its spewing out all the coolant, seriously my car looked like it was on fire fiiiiirrrrreeeee. so of course instead of going home and letting it ruin my night i decide to not worry about it go have fun and fix it afterwards, they kept asking if it was gonna be ok,and i just replied "idk, but it'll be fine, everything always turns out fine" so we got drunk and i decided to go and sing my little heart out ..the song of choice was your love by the outfield the song is such a classic and i just idk love it lol ..i don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiight, whooooooaaah i just wanna use your love toniiiiiiiiight.

so im drunk and rocking out and i felt like a freaking rockstar bc well duh its live band karaoke so obviously there's people playing instruments and im just rocking out, so i believe i was the last one to go up and sing so we left soon after that and it was funny bc papa vic was surprised i went up there and sang he along with the other said that they would never go up there and sing, and they gave me props for it lol but to me its nothing really, i enjoy the song the music the atmosphere and just going up there and not giving a fuck, we only live once so we have to try everything, not be scared of what people think and just let lose, at the end of the day you gain a new experience and now you know you are capable of a lot of things lol

the second karaoke outing was with vicky, giselle, and sexy sandra lol, we went to clarkes same deal they had live band karaoke, we were just talkin chilling when outta nowhere JAYZILLA comes and starts hitting on vicky and she used her sexy ways to get all of us drinks and shots lol so VICKY my hat off to you! lol ALSO theres a video of me doing karoke on my facebook lol so its pretty awesome....also i cant remember what else to write about since this happened about 2 weeks ago i've just been getting really fucken lazy lol but man i've just been going out waaaaay to much lol...but i shall write about the random shit again pretty soon lol

Mayor Daley, Pakistan, Brazil and Salsa

so this was a RANDOM ass tuesday...on monday i get a call from juan carlos and the conversation went like this:

ring ring ring.. me hello? oh hey juan carlos whats up?

juan carlos - hey bro do you have a suit?

me- umm no..but i could get one why?

juan carlos - want to go to this event at the chicago cultural center? mayor daley is gonna be there but you need a suit

me - yeah fuck it why not, i'll get one what time should i be at your place

juan carlos - be here at 4

me - aiite hoe i'll see u

hang up

so this was monday...and i forgot what i did that monday i think i went out but i cannot remember where i went nor with who...fuck ..this is what happens when i wait about a week to freaking write...i forget shit, and i lost my lil notebook were i write stuff so that i don't forget and i have not replaced it (obviously if i cant remember what i did monday right? duh..) so tuesday comes and im supposed to be at JC's house at 4pm and i wake up and its 3pm!!! fuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!! i still needed to get a jacket lol cuz i dont have one...so idk what to do and im freaking out and i hate buying shit in a rush bc i will drop major cash on something stupid...last time i did this...i ended up paying $120 for a tie....the dude at the store said i looked good and i always trust a gay man's opinion, cuz a girl will say anything to make the sale but not a gay man, he will tell it like is...so anywho i wake up at 3 pm and i am freaking out ... luckily my dad had bought a jacket and it didn't fit him nor my younger brother...and they are both taller and bigger than me so i try it on and hell yeah it fits!! lol

so i go pick up JC and we get to the Chicago Cultural Center we check in at sit down, the food is fucken amazing i loooove food. then we go to take a picture with the mayor he shakes JC's hand and asks his name small talk...he asks my name i say yoab and i go to shake his hand then he just puts his arm around me and says "heres yoab a sharp dressed young man" and we take a pic lol then the pakistani consul general sayd he likes my tie lol its completely freaking random. after that we go to millenium park and take pictures cuz you know we're looking all good and shit.

after that we went to barra n got some awesome empanadas and drank...we were already buzzed cuz we drank tequila on the way there lol , barra n was pretty chill i loved the atmosphere the crowd is older and cultured, the live band was playing brazilian music and it made me feel like i was at the beach in some tropical place it was awesome...the girls were hot in there i think i only saw one ugly one but after a few drinks she started looking good, not good for me lol JC's friend was this old dude but he was cool as hell i think he was argentinian or idk but he had that old south american man pimp swag, and he was older than my dad lol after a while we met JC's friend and she is fiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee as fuuuuuuccckkk shes prob like 33 or so but i don't give a fuck she can get it everyday and twice on sundaaaaaaay. so we head to Alhambra palace for salsa tuesdays, we get there and get some strong ass long island ice teas courtesy of Eduardo the bartender, for freeeeeeee....so obviously i don't know how to dance for shit like i don't and juan carlos is a pro and this fucken guy had a line of girls waiting to dance with him...like wtf?? who has a line of hot ass girl waiting to dance with him??? JC does thats who....so after like 30 minutes of being juan carlos' freaking cup holder abdel comes and we drink some more and talk, we had some good ass conversations and what not, so they close and we're fucken drunk all 3 of us...abdel and i start play fighting and this old lady keeps telling him to throw me in the puddle of water lol this old as lady is yelling in spanish for me to get thrown in the water! "no no agua!" i yell back lol that old lady was nuts so anyway...we get to my car and idk why i even drove bc i don't remember dropping jc off nor me getting home...all i know is that when i came home there was a big ass orange traffic cone inside my car...yeah.....

lol

but what can i say i love my life, my friends, and my random ass adventures. if you ever hang out with me you know that we're bound to have a random ass adventure

TB WEDDING

so yesterday was my ADOP's wedding...and dudes and ladies the wedding made me feel all emotional and happy lol it was a beautiful ceremony..and it was funny as hell cuz the audience ...is that what the people at the church are called? audience? churchees? churchgoers? well w.e fuck it..the ppl at the church were mostly latino ...the priest was chinese and looked like the asian dude from the hang over "you wanna fuck on me!! you wanna fuck on me!!" lol and the altar boys were these 2 black kids lol this was some multicultural church shit right here lol

so the wedding was really fancy, and it was just really idk really amazing. i had a blast hanging out with my alumni, even all they did was try to roast me and shit...but we all know it was just bc they were hating that i had a hot ass fucken date lol so needless to say i got super smashed at the wedding...open bar! who doesnt get drunk with open bar...so one of my chapter brother's was really adamant about trying to be mr big-shot and impress the girls so i stayed quiet something i RARELY do...and when the time was perfect i unleashed the A-bomb and shot his ass down with one sentence, the rest of the guys were just like "daaaaaaaaaaayum its like that??? lil yoab shot u down like that??? you aint got nothing to say???" i just did a little kanye shrug like it aint shit and just said "can't fuck with me man im to great" hahaha seriously i am so full of myself i sometimes can't even believe it ....but fuck it, if i'm not my biggest fan than who the hell is? lol

so the wedding made me feel a little emotional, but in a good way. i used to be all against marriage and love and all that shit, but in reality, marriage is a beautiful thing.

or maybe i just liked the wedding lol...but i want to get married just so i can have a wedding, cuz lemme tell ya i would get doooooown on my wedding and i'm still going to wear a damn suit of armor to my wedding imma make that shit freaking epic...

all in all this post is just about the wedding and the awesome time i had with my chapter brothers