KARAOKE

so as some of you may know i loooove karaoke, and in this post i'm going to merge my two karaoke outings one with my pledge dad victor and some lovely uic ladies, bere, diana, val, and marcy. so we go to faith and whiskey cuz i heard the had dollar beers and live band karaoke, so heeeellll yeaaah....so on the drive there my car starts smoking up all crazy i pull over and realize that my radiator hose is cracked so its spewing out all the coolant, seriously my car looked like it was on fire fiiiiirrrrreeeee. so of course instead of going home and letting it ruin my night i decide to not worry about it go have fun and fix it afterwards, they kept asking if it was gonna be ok,and i just replied "idk, but it'll be fine, everything always turns out fine" so we got drunk and i decided to go and sing my little heart out ..the song of choice was your love by the outfield the song is such a classic and i just idk love it lol ..i don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiight, whooooooaaah i just wanna use your love toniiiiiiiiight.

so im drunk and rocking out and i felt like a freaking rockstar bc well duh its live band karaoke so obviously there's people playing instruments and im just rocking out, so i believe i was the last one to go up and sing so we left soon after that and it was funny bc papa vic was surprised i went up there and sang he along with the other said that they would never go up there and sing, and they gave me props for it lol but to me its nothing really, i enjoy the song the music the atmosphere and just going up there and not giving a fuck, we only live once so we have to try everything, not be scared of what people think and just let lose, at the end of the day you gain a new experience and now you know you are capable of a lot of things lol

the second karaoke outing was with vicky, giselle, and sexy sandra lol, we went to clarkes same deal they had live band karaoke, we were just talkin chilling when outta nowhere JAYZILLA comes and starts hitting on vicky and she used her sexy ways to get all of us drinks and shots lol so VICKY my hat off to you! lol ALSO theres a video of me doing karoke on my facebook lol so its pretty awesome....also i cant remember what else to write about since this happened about 2 weeks ago i've just been getting really fucken lazy lol but man i've just been going out waaaaay to much lol...but i shall write about the random shit again pretty soon lol

Mayor Daley, Pakistan, Brazil and Salsa

so this was a RANDOM ass tuesday...on monday i get a call from juan carlos and the conversation went like this:

ring ring ring.. me hello? oh hey juan carlos whats up?

juan carlos - hey bro do you have a suit?

me- umm no..but i could get one why?

juan carlos - want to go to this event at the chicago cultural center? mayor daley is gonna be there but you need a suit

me - yeah fuck it why not, i'll get one what time should i be at your place

juan carlos - be here at 4

me - aiite hoe i'll see u

hang up

so this was monday...and i forgot what i did that monday i think i went out but i cannot remember where i went nor with who...fuck ..this is what happens when i wait about a week to freaking write...i forget shit, and i lost my lil notebook were i write stuff so that i don't forget and i have not replaced it (obviously if i cant remember what i did monday right? duh..) so tuesday comes and im supposed to be at JC's house at 4pm and i wake up and its 3pm!!! fuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!! i still needed to get a jacket lol cuz i dont have one...so idk what to do and im freaking out and i hate buying shit in a rush bc i will drop major cash on something stupid...last time i did this...i ended up paying $120 for a tie....the dude at the store said i looked good and i always trust a gay man's opinion, cuz a girl will say anything to make the sale but not a gay man, he will tell it like is...so anywho i wake up at 3 pm and i am freaking out ... luckily my dad had bought a jacket and it didn't fit him nor my younger brother...and they are both taller and bigger than me so i try it on and hell yeah it fits!! lol

so i go pick up JC and we get to the Chicago Cultural Center we check in at sit down, the food is fucken amazing i loooove food. then we go to take a picture with the mayor he shakes JC's hand and asks his name small talk...he asks my name i say yoab and i go to shake his hand then he just puts his arm around me and says "heres yoab a sharp dressed young man" and we take a pic lol then the pakistani consul general sayd he likes my tie lol its completely freaking random. after that we go to millenium park and take pictures cuz you know we're looking all good and shit.

after that we went to barra n got some awesome empanadas and drank...we were already buzzed cuz we drank tequila on the way there lol , barra n was pretty chill i loved the atmosphere the crowd is older and cultured, the live band was playing brazilian music and it made me feel like i was at the beach in some tropical place it was awesome...the girls were hot in there i think i only saw one ugly one but after a few drinks she started looking good, not good for me lol JC's friend was this old dude but he was cool as hell i think he was argentinian or idk but he had that old south american man pimp swag, and he was older than my dad lol after a while we met JC's friend and she is fiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee as fuuuuuuccckkk shes prob like 33 or so but i don't give a fuck she can get it everyday and twice on sundaaaaaaay. so we head to Alhambra palace for salsa tuesdays, we get there and get some strong ass long island ice teas courtesy of Eduardo the bartender, for freeeeeeee....so obviously i don't know how to dance for shit like i don't and juan carlos is a pro and this fucken guy had a line of girls waiting to dance with him...like wtf?? who has a line of hot ass girl waiting to dance with him??? JC does thats who....so after like 30 minutes of being juan carlos' freaking cup holder abdel comes and we drink some more and talk, we had some good ass conversations and what not, so they close and we're fucken drunk all 3 of us...abdel and i start play fighting and this old lady keeps telling him to throw me in the puddle of water lol this old as lady is yelling in spanish for me to get thrown in the water! "no no agua!" i yell back lol that old lady was nuts so anyway...we get to my car and idk why i even drove bc i don't remember dropping jc off nor me getting home...all i know is that when i came home there was a big ass orange traffic cone inside my car...yeah.....

lol

but what can i say i love my life, my friends, and my random ass adventures. if you ever hang out with me you know that we're bound to have a random ass adventure

TB WEDDING

so yesterday was my ADOP's wedding...and dudes and ladies the wedding made me feel all emotional and happy lol it was a beautiful ceremony..and it was funny as hell cuz the audience ...is that what the people at the church are called? audience? churchees? churchgoers? well w.e fuck it..the ppl at the church were mostly latino ...the priest was chinese and looked like the asian dude from the hang over "you wanna fuck on me!! you wanna fuck on me!!" lol and the altar boys were these 2 black kids lol this was some multicultural church shit right here lol

so the wedding was really fancy, and it was just really idk really amazing. i had a blast hanging out with my alumni, even all they did was try to roast me and shit...but we all know it was just bc they were hating that i had a hot ass fucken date lol so needless to say i got super smashed at the wedding...open bar! who doesnt get drunk with open bar...so one of my chapter brother's was really adamant about trying to be mr big-shot and impress the girls so i stayed quiet something i RARELY do...and when the time was perfect i unleashed the A-bomb and shot his ass down with one sentence, the rest of the guys were just like "daaaaaaaaaaayum its like that??? lil yoab shot u down like that??? you aint got nothing to say???" i just did a little kanye shrug like it aint shit and just said "can't fuck with me man im to great" hahaha seriously i am so full of myself i sometimes can't even believe it ....but fuck it, if i'm not my biggest fan than who the hell is? lol

so the wedding made me feel a little emotional, but in a good way. i used to be all against marriage and love and all that shit, but in reality, marriage is a beautiful thing.

or maybe i just liked the wedding lol...but i want to get married just so i can have a wedding, cuz lemme tell ya i would get doooooown on my wedding and i'm still going to wear a damn suit of armor to my wedding imma make that shit freaking epic...

all in all this post is just about the wedding and the awesome time i had with my chapter brothers