so this was a RANDOM ass tuesday...on monday i get a call from juan carlos and the conversation went like this:ring ring ring.. me hello? oh hey juan carlos whats up?
juan carlos - hey bro do you have a suit?
me- umm no..but i could get one why?
juan carlos - want to go to this event at the chicago cultural center? mayor daley is gonna be there but you need a suit
me - yeah fuck it why not, i'll get one what time should i be at your place
juan carlos - be here at 4
me - aiite hoe i'll see u
hang up
so this was monday...and i forgot what i did that monday i think i went out but i cannot remember where i went nor with who...fuck ..this is what happens when i wait about a week to freaking write...i forget shit, and i lost my lil notebook were i write stuff so that i don't forget and i have not replaced it (obviously if i cant remember what i did monday right? duh..) so tuesday comes and im supposed to be at JC's house at 4pm and i wake up and its 3pm!!! fuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!! i still needed to get a jacket lol cuz i dont have one...so idk what to do and im freaking out and i hate buying shit in a rush bc i will drop major cash on something stupid...last time i did this...i ended up paying $120 for a tie....the dude at the store said i looked good and i always trust a gay man's opinion, cuz a girl will say anything to make the sale but not a gay man, he will tell it like is...so anywho i wake up at 3 pm and i am freaking out ... luckily my dad had bought a jacket and it didn't fit him nor my younger brother...and they are both taller and bigger than me so i try it on and hell yeah it fits!! lol
so i go pick up JC and we get to the Chicago Cultural Center we check in at sit down, the food is fucken amazing i loooove food. then we go to take a picture with the mayor he shakes JC's hand and asks his name small talk...he asks my name i say yoab and i go to shake his hand then he just puts his arm around me and says "heres yoab a sharp dressed young man" and we take a pic lol then the pakistani consul general sayd he likes my tie lol its completely freaking random. after that we go to millenium park and take pictures cuz you know we're looking all good and shit.
after that we went to barra n got some awesome empanadas and drank...we were already buzzed cuz we drank tequila on the way there lol , barra n was pretty chill i loved the atmosphere the crowd is older and cultured, the live band was playing brazilian music and it made me feel like i was at the beach in some tropical place it was awesome...the girls were hot in there i think i only saw one ugly one but after a few drinks she started looking good, not good for me lol JC's friend was this old dude but he was cool as hell i think he was argentinian or idk but he had that old south american man pimp swag, and he was older than my dad lol after a while we met JC's friend and she is fiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee as fuuuuuuccckkk shes prob like 33 or so but i don't give a fuck she can get it everyday and twice on sundaaaaaaay. so we head to Alhambra palace for salsa tuesdays, we get there and get some strong ass long island ice teas courtesy of Eduardo the bartender, for freeeeeeee....so obviously i don't know how to dance for shit like i don't and juan carlos is a pro and this fucken guy had a line of girls waiting to dance with him...like wtf?? who has a line of hot ass girl waiting to dance with him??? JC does thats who....so after like 30 minutes of being juan carlos' freaking cup holder abdel comes and we drink some more and talk, we had some good ass conversations and what not, so they close and we're fucken drunk all 3 of us...abdel and i start play fighting and this old lady keeps telling him to throw me in the puddle of water lol this old as lady is yelling in spanish for me to get thrown in the water! "no no agua!" i yell back lol that old lady was nuts so anyway...we get to my car and idk why i even drove bc i don't remember dropping jc off nor me getting home...all i know is that when i came home there was a big ass orange traffic cone inside my car...yeah.....
lol
but what can i say i love my life, my friends, and my random ass adventures. if you ever hang out with me you know that we're bound to have a random ass adventure
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